The Open Road From "A Goofy Movie" Performed by: Bill Farmer [Goofy] and Aaron Lohr [Max] Do you need a break from modern livin'? Do you long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried Just grab a friend and take a ride, Together, upon the road Come on Maxie! A-hyuck! All in all, I'd rather have detention All in all, I'd rather eat a toad And the old man drives, like such a klutz That I'm about to hurl my guts, Directly upon the open road! There's nothin' can upset me, cause now we're on our way Our trusty map will guide us straight and true Roxanne please don't forget me, I will return someday Though I may be in traction when I do! Me and Max relaxin' like the old days This is worse, than dragon breath and acne In a buddy-buddy kind of mode I'm so mad I think I may explode When I see that highway I could cry Y'know thats funny, so could I Just bein' out on the open road! Howdy boys, is this the way to Nashville? Watch it mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed! I'm in no hurry to arrive, cause I'll be turning 65 The next time I sees the open road! Just a week of rest and relaxation And the odd, romantic episode! Very odd! Haha! And it's Cal-i-forn-i-a or bust! Look out you dirtbags, eat my dust! From now on, I OWN the open road! It's me and little Maxie, my pipsqeak pioneer They're partners forever westward ho! Yeehah! Could someone call a taxi, and get me outta here To Beverly Hills, 90210? Oh, every day, another new adventure Every mile, another new ZIP code And the cares we had are gone for good And I'd go with them if I could I've got no strings on me I'm fellin' fancy free How wonderful to beeeeee On the open roooooooooad!